December 31

Dear Diary,

today as I was crossing the road when the little man was red but there was only one car coming and I timed it well because I’m the worlds most efficient road crosser, I got honked at by said car and the lady pointed to the side of the road in a its-not-your-turn-go-back-to-the-side-of-the-road kind of way. What a bitchface.

ps merry new year